— F. Scott Fitzgerald (via eat-my-fuck)
James Franco I LOVE YOU and whoever made this I LOVE YOU but FUCK YOU becasue he’s MINE
OH MY GOSH
THAT IS A TURTLE
AND HE IS CRAWLING TOWARDS ME
AND HE HAS BIG SHINY EYES
SADFHASDKJFAHDSJFA
HAVE I MENTIONED I LOVE THIS TURTLE
I think this turtle can cause world peace
OMG
when you’re singing really loud and someone walks in and you just kind of
marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean
that’s stone and someone made it look transparent
do you see that fabric?
do you see that fluffy pillow?
do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?
no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport
Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.
How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.
Its like “I swear to GOD Jerry”
reblogged from cats-tats-hipstertwats source: bestrooftalkever
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
